Before I make my Ascension to Heaven
I want to be rigged up in a Harley Davidson wheelchair
and cared for by a Miss World Nurse, steered
to Big Sadie’s to have my body tattooed with I LOVE MUM.
Using stimulants, artificial devices and the support
of my carer, I’ll bring bliss to female parts, draped in darkness.
My name will be enrolled in the Guinness Book of Records.
I want to be ushered into the Poetry Library,
where poems come dropping slow,
to sit with Neruda, Ritsos and Mayakovsky
and dream of the Nobel poet I could have been
had I not spent hours letting a librarian compose
erotic sonnets on my body with a quill.
Recharged, I will bungee-jump from Big Ben into the arms
of police. An international campaign of marches
and occupations will secure my release.
With a full TUC escort I’ll be driven in an open top car
to Hyde Park and awarded the Labour Medal of Honour
for exemplary resistance to the State.
When my heart no longer pounds I’ll be whisked
to the Organ Removal Unit where my parts
will be distributed to ailing poets.
I will make my ascension to Heaven, snuggle up to
Marilyn Monroe, and watch my state funeral below.
A day of world mourning will be declared.
Handkerchiefs will drop from the sky.
🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁
Fish R 4 U
(In 2011, the Catholic Bishops of England and Wales re-established the eating of fish on Fridays.)
Perhaps the saint responsible for penances
won the toss with God: once again
worshippers can queue outside
Only Cod for the flesh of fish,
eased down with salt ‘n’ vinegar
and blessed at the family table with Ketchup.
I suspect the Bishops’ earthly advisers
are unaware of increasingly fishless seas
and have not hooked up with the fish gods
in Brussels, captains in suits
determined to restock our waters,
who have prescribed laws like Moses,
sunk more boats than Drake,
and forced trawler-men to beach
their boats on e-bay.
Perhaps a miracle will occur and parishioners
will be able to queue on Fridays at church
to receive a sliver of fish.
I offer these thoughts in the name of the Cod, the Plaice, and the Haddock.
🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁
Lavender
On those rare Saturdays father was at home
the whole house breathed of lavender
as if he’d just picked the purple flower domes
and crushed them into the canister
while on his knees in the hallway,
slabbing chunks of polish
on the linoleum, working his way
back, he’d buff till it shone like varnish
which was my cue to skate in socks,
across the hall, knowing we were in sync
and he’d catch me in the lock
of his arms, a silent clunk, click, and wink.
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